Friday, December 31, 2010

Out of the mouth of babes...I mean Jbird!!!

As Jbird was sitting in his room for a time out, he said 'he is the meanest brother in the whole world, the absolute meanest brother in the whole world'.

Jbird asked if he could have dessert. I told him he could have 2 cookies, which he replied "two in each hand?"

We delivered a few goodies and Christmas cards to some friends. Jbird was excited to get out and go up to the doors to drop off the treats. At the first house, he rang the door bell and when Mr. Jim came to the door, Jbird said "trick or treat" (instead of Merry Christmas).

"Mom, my head is tired'

JB wanted to try sitting in a regular chair for dinner. Of course it did not go well and as I was buckling him into his chair, he started babbling. Jbird said, 'mom, JB just told you that you were mean'. I laughed as I thought to myself, probably...


The other day when everthing was coated with ice, he looked at the grass and said "this snow looks like frosted mini wheats'


B was talking about braces the other day (the kind you get on your teeth) and Jbird said "Evan use to have bracelets in his mouth"


In exasperation the other day, Jbird said "for carin' out loud" (instead of crying out loud). Of course B was quick to correct that one.

1 comment:

Beth said...

Hilarious! But I think Benjamin has even funnier 1-liners.